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- Life's a Bitch, if it were a slut.......Keychain
Life's a Bitch, if it were a slut.......Keychain
Of course life's a bitch. If it were a slut it would be easy.
Don't we all feel this way?! This is the perfect key chain for you or for anyone in your life. (Best gift ever!) This item is hand stamped on an antique silver spoon between 70-80 years old. Buy it for yourself, for your family members, or for your best friend. Check out my other listings for the fork you middle finger, calm your tits, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, zero fucks given, thanks for the orgasms, Karma is pronounced fuck you and more. Stock up and have them on hand for any occasion that arises. I also do custom work. I will hand stamp whatever you like on an antique silver spoon $20.